Female Anatomy 101

Jason has had this thing lately where he likes to squeeze my breasts and say, "milky." I don't know why because they've been dry wells for at least 2 months now and he hasn't sipped any human milk for 19 months. I explained that those are my boobs and asked him, "Can you say 'boob'?" He recognized the "oo" vowel digraph and then mimicked as close as he could with his current knowledge and said, "oop." Then he lifted his shirt and attempted to show me the contents of his diaper. Perhaps we'll postpone lessons in female anatomy. We don't want Jason thinking that Mommy poops from her milkies. It might hinder his upcoming potty training.