Popularity Achieved

For years in grade school, middle school, and high school I yearned to be popular. I was a cheerleader in high school which would make you think that I was popular. Not so. There is such a thing as a chaste, dorky cheerleader. But I wasn't a full on dork, I just kind of hovered in the middle between dork and cool. I really wanted to be part of the group who wore Guess Jeans, Billabong Tshirts, drove Jeeps not Buicks, had clear complexions, got invited to parties, and ate lunch in the cafeteria and not outside against the library.

Well, I think I have finally achieved popularity in my 30's. I have many vying for my attention these days. Some want me to sit and eat with them. Some want me to dance with them. Some want me to watch movies with them. Some want to sleep with me. Many tell me that they love me. Some want to play video games with me. And some want me to wipe their poopy bottoms. Yes! I am finally popular! It was worth the wait and I don't even have to wear expensive clothing to gain their approval.