More Joy of Analytics

Another analyzation of keywords that brought visitors to my website. Here are my favorites:

• melinda nip slip - It didn't actually happen
• bigboob schoolgirl - I was never one of those.
• bikinis falling off - I hate it when that happens!
• dehydrated placenta - Mmm. Good food storage!
• girl shoving pepsi can up her butt - Is that possible?
• how big are b cups - I wouldn't know.
• june cleaver naked - Ward!
• mature poop - aka "manure"
• nice butt cheeks - Why, thank you.
• woman poops in elevator reason - I haven't a clue.
• i drank 4 sodas and then drove for 2 hours and i had to go to the bathroom so badly i wet my pants - And what exactly were you expecting to find with that search?

I am most positive that most of those visitors were disappointed with the results of their click.