Melinda Beth

You find the darndest things with kids in the house:

1. I very large red Clifford stuffed animal stuffed in an Igloo cooler. ??? According to Emily, she was making a "really big music box."
2. A 21 month old girl fallen on a powder room floor covered in water. In the sink there are Legos, a baby doll and a pacifier.
3. A glass fruit bowl filled with caffeine free Diet Coke and a plastic restaurant kid's cup floating atop.
4. Three bananas on the upstairs, brand new, master bedroom quilt.
5. A poopy diaper tossed out the front door into the bushes.
6. Smashed pop tart in the white Berber carpet.
7. A diaperless toddler wearing a dress and wet socks.
8. A gnawed on chunk of cheddar cheese making a grease mark on a Golden Book.
9. A tragic Fisher Price Little People bus accident at the bottom of the stairs.
10. A gold minature Reese's Peanut Butter Cup wrapper in the parmesean cheese container.