Today Sarah took off her diaper while watching Pinky Dinky Doo. Emily came to tell me she had to show me something. The cushions were off the couch and and there lay Wendy reaching for a freshly outputted poop. While I was cleaning it up Emily said to me, "Mommy, when I have cheese in my mouth and I smell poop it makes me choke."

Occasionally my kids will accidentally spill their cereal and milk onto the table. The frugal and lazy mom I am, I usually put the cereal back in the bowl, grab a Bounty quicker-picker-upper, soak up the milk and squeeze it back into the bowl over the cereal. Does that make me a bad mom?